I JUST UGLY LAUGHED SO HARD I WOKE UP THE DAMN HOUSE JFC!!!
being older than the average tumblr user means that whenever i go on a rant i feel like
It’s a Justin Beiber blowup doll.
Warning says: “If you’ve experienced moist panties or erections for more than 4 hours, you may be suffering from a severe case of Beaver Fever!”
this person obviously took this picture trying to make fun of him but hes straight finessin, transcending, hes on a different plane of existence. We are plebs
He took the time to match his shirt down to his socks down to his backpack. He’s draped in Nike and you just know he has a different color scheme for each day of the week. This level of dedication should be admired.
His pencil case match his shorts too
Nike should be paying him for this.
It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.
I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue
I literally feel disgust. What!?
These officers tackle down a fan running through the football field. For no reason, one of them begins to hit him with a nightstick. This triggers the fans in the stadium to retaliate from their abuse of power.
Just imagine something like this happening anywhere else in the world.